A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!”
“Hey, man, I’m a PANDA!” the panda shouts back. “Look it up!”
The manager opens his dictionary and reads:
Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
That joke gets me every time!
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You know, the punchline of that joke is the title of a book about bad grammar.
Oh, and that comment above is me, Kaye, not M. John, Traffic Superhero. It's my work Google account. Check out the latest M. John post on the traffic jam in China, though, it's HIGHLY entertaining. :o)
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